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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Finish the Sentence...

Hey guys!

I had originally planned on doing a vacation recap today, but I saw that Jake and Holly were doing a "Finish the Sentence" linkup, and I had to do it.  I want that Starbucks card. Ha! 


My happy place... on the beach, with my husband, being served "Dirty Monkeys."  
(The best drink ever...think Mudslide+fresh, blended bananas- a good 600 calories a piece?)  

Caught sucking down the Dirty Monkeys on our honeymoon

Whatever happened to...

... people using spellcheck or giving what they post a second glance?  Sure, everyone makes mistakes, but some just make me want to rip my hair out.

So what if I....

.... only wear real pants if I HAVE to.  I'm pretty sure the garage door guy that came to the house today mistook me as a squatter instead of the actual resident. #bumstatus

E! needs a reality show about...

... working in the ER.  It is way better than the Kardashians.

Read my post about what it is like to be an ER nurse here.

My go-to fast food meal is...

... a 6 inch tuna sub from Subway.  I get one after every run over 10 miles.  It's a ritual.  If I'm feeling particularly bad, I get nachos from Taco Bell, but I always regret it.

Post run compression socks and Subway.

You might not know that I...

wrote a post a while back about things you may not know about me.  Check it out here.

Oh dear...

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is...

...meh, I don't know.  I'm usually doing something else while George watches football.  I think Tom Brady would be cute, but he's such a turd, so it completely ruins it.

If I could....

... finish this marathon in December, I'd be thrilled.  I'm reading a ton of blogs about marathon training and I'm already feeling unprepared and doubting myself.  I have at least 2-3 minor panics about it each day.  "What if it's 10 degrees out?  What if  it's raining?  What if I get diarrhea?  What if I have a cold? What if I can't finish? What if I get a blister?"

My personality is awesome because...

... I choose to be happy.  Most of the time, I don't let stuff get to me because life is too short.

Twerking is....

... gross, and makes me scared for what will push the limits next. <old lady statement

I think it's super gross when...

... people smoke around their kids.  Then, they bring their coughing babies into the ER in his or her car seat that REEKS of cigarette smoke and I'm all like...

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus.... put her tongue back in her mouth...and maybe buy a pregnancy test.


  1. Your answers are cracking me up. I went to Jamacia some time ago and they had Dirty Monkey's.. they were delish.

  2. Oh my gosh! My vote is totally for you!!! Hilarious! Thanks for the funnies today and the pics to go along with them!

  3. Haha! Loved your answers. I would love to live in yoga pants! I am a little Biased with Tom Brady since I am from Boston.

  4. I honestly have no idea what twerking even is. Seriously.

  5. You are goona rock at your marathon! Keep at it! And it sounds like I need to try this drink you speak of! :)

  6. These were so funny! A Dirty Monkey sounds amazing!! I've never heard of it before?! And I need to check out your ER post. I've worked in the ICU as long as I've been a nurse so I don't know anything different! I love Subway's tuna salad!! Mmm I'm craving it now!!

  7. OK, you might win. This was absolutely hilarious. And what marathon are you doing in December? (please say St. Judes).

    1. Totally agree! Hilarious! And I replied here because I'm from Memphis and running St.Jude for the 4th time. Would love to know who all is in the blog world:)

  8. Hey Emily! This was so funny! I would like to nominate you for a Leibster award if you have less than 2oo followers... lmk... I don't see your followers list here!

  9. Great Post! I am nominating you for a Leibster Award!

  10. Why would you ever, ever wear "real pants" when at home?? This is a mystery to me... :)

    Annnnd now I might be having Subway for lunch. Thanks for that!

  11. This was hilarious! I almost spit my coffee out when I read the colon vs. cologne - the follow up comment brought it all home! And the old man with "back in the day we called it dry humping" - classic! Love that I found a new blog to read through this link up!


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